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- "Age doesn't matter, unless you're a cheese."
--Billie Burke
- "An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist."
--David Greenberg
- "Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."
--Robert Frost
- "Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week."
--Maggie Kuhn
- "Inside every 70-year-old is a 35-year-old asking, 'What happened?'"
--Ann Landers
- "You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing."
--Michael Pritchard
- "Always be nice to your children, because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
--Phyllis Diller
- "From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash."
--Sophie Tucker
- "Retirement must be wonderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long."
--Burt Reynolds
- "Nobody grows old by merely living a number of years. People grow old only by deserting their ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up interest wrinkles the soul."
--Douglas MacArthur
- "Old age is always 15 years older than I am."
--Bernard Baruch
- "It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool. But the young fool has first to grow up to be an old fool to realize what a damn fool he was when he was a young fool."
--Harold Macmillan
- "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
--Lucille Ball
- "You're only young once, but you can be immature all your life."
--Charles Scoggins
- "I just don't think of age and time in respect of years. I have too much experience of people in their seventies who are vigorous and useful and people who are thirty-five who are in lousy physical shape and can't think straight. I don't think age has that much to do with it."
--Harrison Ford
- "Old age is no place for sissies."
--Bette Davis
- "It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like."
--Jackie Mason
- "The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older."
--Doug Larson
- "I used to dread getting older, because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older, I find that I don't want to do them."
--Lady Nancy Astor
- "A man is as old as the woman he feels."
--Groucho Marx
- "As a senior citizen, you may as well learn to laugh at yourself. Everyone else is."
--Kent Huffman
- "Laughter doesn't require teeth."
--Bill Newton
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Louie and Dot are a married couple in their mid-60s who have recently retired from their jobs in the big city and have moved to Pruneville, a quaint retirement community in East Texas, with their pet cockatiel, Jake.
Louie cracks incredibly corny jokes, is somewhat lazy and harebrained, and often embarrasses Dot and Jake in front of their friends and relatives with his less-than-intelligent comments, questions, and actions.
Dot is spry, witty, personable, and is the foundation of the family. Without her loving guidance and unlimited patience, Louie and Jake would be in big trouble.
Jake is self-centered, impossibly stubborn, and constantly sarcastic.
To read more about the inspiration, history, and people behind the comic strip, visit the About Us section.
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